警察故事三则
25 Mar 2023, SAT.
It was a beautiful quiet Saturaday night, until 19:00 an asshole began his party. Noisy loud musics were circulely played by an extremely powerful audio, at 22:00 approxmately I cannot stood it anymore so I decided to battle with those drugsters. While, it was not my neighbour playing the music but someone a kilometer away, I never expected such a powerful audio being capable to vabrate my window from such a distant location.
Ten minutes later I called 000, an operator asked me about I need ambulance, police or fire, I was transfered to NSW newcastle police after I copied \"police\",
扰民事件
2023年3月25日是一个美丽宁静的周六，直到七点有傻逼开始放超大声土嗨，整个空气中充满了不知名男声的嚎叫，声音响到我窗户都在振动，一开始我以为是后院studio租客在开party，去看了一下发现不是，然后我去拍邻居的门又发现也不是他们，我开始怀疑人生了于是找了个高点的地方看到大约一公里开外的北边有五彩灯光闪烁
断腿事件
5月19日那天隔壁姐姐被车创了，膝盖骨裂住在医院手术，29日下午家中坐，听到有人叫门，打开发现是两个cops，带头的是个大约四十多的壮汉，院里站着一个三十出头的小受负责警戒，壮汉胡子拉碴一脸横肉，小受白白净净一脸无辜，像极了电影黑衣人里的JK组合，第一次遇到警察上门的我大为震撼: \"What can I help you?\". 壮汉看到我和善的样子，也努力做出人畜无害的温柔表情跟我说找(隔壁姐姐名字)，巨大的反差差点没给我逗乐，不过我还是严肃的告诉他们腿断了做手术住院呢，这才知道他们也为了车祸一事而来。
这次普通的警察叫门事件，印象最深刻的反倒是警察齐全的装备，身上黑色的战术背心，上面四处挂着一堆大约是手电催泪喷雾警棍之类的物件，背心右上挂着对讲机，左上是闪闪亮的NSW警徽，合身的裤子腰后别着配枪，而右手习惯性地放在枪套上，看上去很专业的样子。